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[–] BromSwolligans@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Something tells me there was more going on here than chicken pieces

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The whole thing was a big naan issue.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 hours ago

That's not a very rice pun

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

Also gulab jamun?