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[–] BromSwolligans@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Something tells me there was more going on here than chicken pieces

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Also gulab jamun?

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 23 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"Friends" dont stab each other to death.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 10 points 3 hours ago

Yeah? Well I say friends don't eat too much chicken at a party!

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 40 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 hours ago

I hate this stereotype. I'm literally drinking a cup of tea.. bloody hell.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 8 points 5 hours ago

The moral of the story is: eat your fair share of chicken.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Fucking finally

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 0 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Honestly, deserved. /s

It doesn’t say if the other guy survived or not, but since a murder case was opened, I’m gonna say probably not, tho it could just be attempted murder.

[–] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 23 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Reading comprehension sometimes man.

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 hours ago

Hmmmm… ig it’s going to stay a mystery /s

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Not just the title, but also

Despite receiving medical treatment, Seetharam succumbed to his injuries.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago