If they weren't spineless cowards they'd just drone strike Matt Gaetz instead of giving him any kudos at all. Now that would be a Dark Brandon move. You don't have to hand it to them.

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I really hate what the liberals did to the Dark Brandon meme. Dark Brandon would end the shutdown by sending McCarthy his wife’s severed hand in a box.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, if I were President, I would certainly be having a lot of my opposition sent on long and relaxing vacations to scenic quarries and building foundations

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly I would make the most brainwormed anti-communist's interpretation of Stalin look like MLK if I was somehow made president.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

some will mine the pit

some will be thrown into it

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I'm picturing an AU Game of Thrones fiction where the Biden family wages a bloody campaign to unite the Fifty Kingdoms.

It too would be ruined by executive meddling and liberalism just as it promises to be good.

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd support dark Brandon if he sent tanks into Florida

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

As a Floridian there are very few forces on earth that I wouldn’t support if they sent tanks into Florida

Please President Xi, my people yearn for freedom