He may be a neolib, but sometimes I really enjoy the Dark Brandon arc
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2023
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If they weren't spineless cowards they'd just drone strike Matt Gaetz instead of giving him any kudos at all. Now that would be a Dark Brandon move. You don't have to hand it to them.
I really hate what the liberals did to the Dark Brandon meme. Dark Brandon would end the shutdown by sending McCarthy his wife’s severed hand in a box.
I mean, if I were President, I would certainly be having a lot of my opposition sent on long and relaxing vacations to scenic quarries and building foundations
Honestly I would make the most brainwormed anti-communist's interpretation of Stalin look like MLK if I was somehow made president.
some will mine the pit
some will be thrown into it
Now I'm picturing an AU Game of Thrones fiction where the Biden family wages a bloody campaign to unite the Fifty Kingdoms.
It too would be ruined by executive meddling and liberalism just as it promises to be good.
I'd support dark Brandon if he sent tanks into Florida
As a Floridian there are very few forces on earth that I wouldn’t support if they sent tanks into Florida
Please President Xi, my people yearn for freedom
Mr. Heartbreaking really reminds me of H Jon Benjamin for some reason. Is it just a stock photo or some known person?
just a striking resemblance I guess
and since I went looking for young HJB photos, here's this old Conan sketch character he did: https://youtu.be/42GSK0hmjHQ?t=362
Maybe don't prop up the opinion of some pedo.
Which one? 
But I need to contribute to the economy to make rent
Hear me out: Republicans are the harm reduction vote, as they are actively working to destroy amerikkka