Volcel police can't arrest me, I have diplowlmatic immunity 
I am sick of conservative weenies saying tattoos are ugly or self-mutilation or whatever. They're dorks, losers, dweebs even. Tattoos are ART. Hot, sexy ART. Anyone who says otherwise is a repressed nerdlinger that needs to remove the broom from their ass. I see a dude with some sweet tattoos and I'm like damn he's pretty as shit.
I always wanted to get a cutaway diagram of the bones and musculature of the forearm on the inside of my forearm.
But a tattoo like that is complex and expensive, and I don't have the money or trust in any local tattoo artists to get it done.