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When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years (www.theonion.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Nougat@kbin.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple tip that’s guaranteed to pick you up and get you back in good spirits in no time, and here it is: Whenever you’re…

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's very generous. Frankly I'm surprised he is still alive with the shape he is in and his dietary habits.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I didn't realize what a violent man he was until he became President. It makes it even more surprising that he's lasted this long. Often, violent people meet violent ends.

Now I am hoping that he doesn't meet any violent end because he deserves to die of old age in prison. Any other outcome is robbing the American people of justice.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Not to mention that if he drops dead of a massive stroke tomorrow the Qanon crowd will never ever shut the fuck up with conspiracy nonsense.

[–] Doug@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

I'm not convinced they will regardless, but you have a point

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

They won't shut up anyways.