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[–] BlueDwarven@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Eberflus: "Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?"

Chicago media: "Yeah, hey!"

Eberflus: "Hey, um, I came up with a really great idea, dude."

Chicago media: "Yeah?"

Eberflus: "I'm gonna play both sides."

Chicago media: "Why would you tell me that?"

Eberflus: "Should I not have?"

Chicago media: "Probably shouldn't, because if you're trying to keep a secret from me, well, now I know."

Eberflus: "Should I tell the Panthers?"

Chicago media: "No, I don't think you should tell either side because if you're trying to play both sides and they both know you're not playing anybody."

Eberflus: "What should I do now?"

Chicago media: "I don't give a shit. Why are you here?"