Beautiful sexy woman with flawless skin who needs a bespectacled daddy economist to come take care of her confronts Paul Krugman (virgin) about inflation

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Men writing women ass headlines

A dark haired, beautiful woman with skin smoother then a baby's and meticulous styling posits a question to Paul Krugman, her breasts heaving with the effort

Ok I feel gross just parodying this garbage

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Mommy audience member breasts boobily towards microphone but contains lust in front of phallic object long enough to call Paul Krugman a cuck

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How many male novelists does it take to write a headline?

(The link is fine, idk why it's flagged)

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Their time seems to be off. I got a time is ahead dialog on my phone, which gets its time automatically.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you reply to the wrong comment?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

Nah, suggestions as to why the link may be flagged. When I tried to visit the link it told me time was off, but I confirmed it was correct on my side.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

“Mr. Krugman, I’m more of a vore gal.”

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish I had good skin, but I'd probably be too powerful if I did.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you tried lathering your whole body in Lubriderm after every shower?

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Tempting, but it sounds like a way to just make my acne somehow even worse. At least I don't get warts on my hands anymore. :D