RyanGosling

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[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Zelensky admitted it too. Like a couple months after the invasion he did some interview with BBC I think, and he just off handedly says the US has no plans of accepting Ukraine but that they needed to keep the appearance of the possibility

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being late to work

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There’s a train station near a stadium here, and you still have to walk like 15 minutes to the stadium lol

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

If we implemented HSR, how will people hold tailgate parties? You’re telling me you want to actually drive home sober?

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was half way done with my degree at 19 lol

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

You’re still a minor until 65, then you are a SJW college student

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

During penis inspection day, there will be remembrance of Stalin.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

I don’t remember the city, but some small sandwich shop hired a giant goon to stand outside his shop with a full kit and AR lol

Found it

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

More like Jiang Stuslavsky

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Biden hoped Hunter can start paying for his own vices with the employment at Burisma, but then Trump got in the way and made him quit

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Something about running for vice president for two terms seems humiliating as hell lol.

 
 

Answer: None of the above. It’s about saving Santa Claus from kidnappers

 

Tonight’s entertainment will be a wholesome performance by Keanu Reeves. Enjoy, sirs.

 
 

A good leader always has a contingency plan in case of emergencies. But it seems that Biden and his supporters are banking on him winning, or every minority being sent to a concentration camp, and that’s all - no other vision of the future.

 

Many times I’m having a completely unrelated dream session, then suddenly I sense that I’m about to wake up, so I just quickly manifest sex to the awkward surprise and staring of the dream cast present at the scene. But this is a paradox because it makes the dream end even faster because everything is rushed and sloppy and the manifested faces aren’t even as detailed as the natural dream.

The weird thing is that I’m aware of my dream state yet the thought of “let’s finish the adventure instead of having sex” doesn’t enter my mind.

 

Sorry Putin. Your troll farms have no power on Hexbear. We will NEVER turn on Biden! 🇺🇸

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