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Tonight’s entertainment will be a wholesome performance by Keanu Reeves. Enjoy, sirs.
Congratulations, you've succeeded at making me want to turn off my internet permanently and become one with nature.
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2024
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Should have voted with your wallet
Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed.
EPIC!
^ this. So much win.
MEAL TIME!
Uhh, is the narwhal with bacon served at midnight?
Also I'm allergic to Emma Watson, can I substitute for a hotter, better actress? Like Natalie Portman.
Natalie Dorner and a clone of the former.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
But u/unidan hasn't posted with le epic crow facts yet!
DAE LE JACKDAW XDXD
No cap, this post is sus as hell.
Really badpostmaxxing, you're a total sigma. No rizz.
I thought sigma was good?
sigma deez nuts lmao gottem
Damn can’t believe I fell for it 
I don't know I'm 32
Biboo tax
I'm sorry this post is too Epic Bacon, I'm going to have to call the vegan police.
have an upvote good sir
edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
This would be even more epic if there were freaking pirate ninjas
Ah, the old hexbear switcheroo
Hold my Virgil Texas, I'm going in
You win the internet today, good sir!
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Bohemian Rhapsody plays quietly in the background until the mama mia part, when everyone in the whole restaurant loses their mind and sings along badly
DAE feel like Ron Paul is epic?
No waffles?! 
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Goodbye
le epic beard