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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I don't remember whether I read this but I swear to God it is a thing that exists. I over found an "an"cap comic book online which was a kind of parallel universe thing. One universe was the one we know today, just a few years in the future: huge smoking ban signs everywhere, owning gold was illegal, there were no cats so people were forced to bike, meat was expensive/illegal so people turned to cannibalism, everything was grey and dull, you know, what we're currently used to now.

But then there was the parallel universe, an "an"cap utopia in which there were no states, the colours were bright and happy, people paid at vending machines by putting in pieces of bullion and monkeys could speak. Yes, somehow one of the bazinga technologies unleashed by removing the yoke of the state was making moneys sentient. I'm not sure but I remember an "an"cap monkey cop.

It was some of the most amazing agitprop I've ever seen.

[–] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Love that the only logical conclusion to meat being expensive/illegal is canabalism lmao

[–] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Long or short, you will eat the pork

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not sure but I remember an "an"cap monkey cop.

Their ancap utopia has cops??

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Yes but it was good cops subjected to a strict regime of checks and balances that prevented abuse. The invisible have of the market does that if there's just no state to get in the way.

And yes, of course there's cops in "an"cap utopia, they are fascists after all, but as long as it is a company paying their salary instead of a government it is completely freedommy and non-authoritarian.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

there were no cats

Finally, a solution to the outdoor cat problem. Paradise!

[–] HandwovenConsensus@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Sounds like The Probability Broach.