Growing up, my moms reason for not letting us read the lion witch and the wardrobe was the scene where Santa shows up to give all the children weapons. I thought it was a weird reason, but I get it now as an adult.

I now have a neighbor that decorates every year with an inflatable Santa wearing a camouflage uniform and holding a gun. doomjak

[–] abc@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the lion witch and the wardrobe was the scene where Santa shows up to give all the children weapons.

what the fuck this is a thing in the Lion, Witch, and Wardrobe (which I avoided as a kid just because I thought it was lame lmao)?????

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah. It's a Christian book so there's a scene where they celebrate Christmas. Santa himself shows up to give the children presents. The toddler gets a health potion and the rest of the kids get swords and axes and bows etc. To help them fight heathens or whatever.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

sad-boi I was imagining Santa rolling up to a battle or something and just tossing M1 rifles out of his sack or something....