CrispyFern

joined 4 years ago
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Haters really going through the archives. Be busting out the elder scrolls just to find something to use against me. Sad.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

The person who implemented this policy: only-good-gamer

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Heres the thing: if you know anything about the fae, you dont let your kid anywhere NEAR the enchanted forest.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

What baseball position maoists like to play?

answerPitcher because they like having a lot of K's

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The mundane as fuck comment.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 0 points 10 months ago

hexbear-specter there's a specter haunting the lemmyverse.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The King? in the library reading a book theory-gary

The Queen? Fooling around with the pages sicko-fem

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

if you liken the foot of a dog to a humans hand, dogs or canines in general look like they are standing on their fingers. why do i know this? because i spent the first 8 years of my life pretending to be different animals and you need to know their different qualities if you want to capture them accurately. i have hypermobility on only the last knuckles of my fingers from putting my weight onto them for so long.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He cant keep getting away with it!

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

And I'll do it again! sicko-yes

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

People pls, I am NOT a hexbear power poster. I did not fall off! biaoqing-copium

 

Pictured is Neko the 'Self-Proclaimed "Provisional Head Priestess of the Asase Shrine"'

She runs a shrine on Serai Island and if you read the lore between the lines she possibly received millions of mora in PPP loans during the bale-thunder crisis

illuminati

 

I came here today to discuss your use of the word "goon" as we feel that your besmirching our good name. There's nothing silly or humorous about Goons. My father Gooned for a living to support our family. Some days he'd come home from a particularly long Gooning shift totally spent and wouldn't even look at us. Even so, as a kid I always wanted to Goon like my dad. My father was a Gooner. His father was a Gooner and as was his father and his and so on and so forth. I come from a long line of Gooners. Gooning is in my blood since ancient times and should be treated with the utmost respect. My friends and I would Goon together for hours hoping to grow up one day and follow in our parents footsteps. Gooning may be hard, but it's honest work and I don't like it when I see others treat it like a joke. Thanks for your time.

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