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I hate owls

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A self-hating owl?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago
[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I'd be more surprised f you hated piss

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Well yeah, they're the #1 pest in the year 3000

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

World ruined!

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

No, you don't mean that Dirt_Owl. No, no, no. I don't want another aspect of my life to be a complete and utter liewalter-breakdown

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago
[–] jimmyjohnsandwichsix@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Holy shit...

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago
[–] Barx@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

UNACCEPTABLE

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

jbp

The statement, “I hate owls,” begs the question: what do you mean by hate? Because when you are dealing with fundamental reality and you pose a statement, you have to understand that the reality of the concepts of your statement, when you’re digging that deep, are just as possible as what you’re posing!

You know, some people say to me, what do you — do you believe in God?

What do you mean do? What do you mean you? What do you mean believe? What do you mean God? And you say, as the questioner: “Well, we already know what all those things mean, except belief and God.”

And I think: No!

If we’re going to get down to the fundamental brass tacks, we don’t really know what any of those things mean.