HiImThomasPynchon

If you could hack the Las Vegas Sphere and make it show anything, what would it be?

I'd pick everything that ran on Lucky 7 back in the day.

A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. Give you an example, show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, "plate," or "shrimp," or "plate of shrimp" out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine. People get so hung up on specifics they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. Im South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go, they just, like, disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something. There had to be a time when there was no people, right? Well where did all these people come from, huh? I'll tell you where. The future. And where did all these people disappear to? Yeah, that's right, the past. And how did they get there? Flying saucers. Which are actually? You guessed it: Time machines.

I think a lot about this kind of stuff. I do my best thinking on the bus. That's how come I don't drive, see. I don't know how and I don't ever wanna learn. The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

I just saw this earlier today. Must be part of that cosmic unconsciousness.

Ah dang it, I forgot 'birds'

Gonna try this on my radio when I get home.

Ah so the frequency was once an episode and now it's hardly ever

Same problem as "females." You drop two letters and all you got is "men."

Sounds pretty gay to me ngl

Yeah, like why you callin' them "females" bud? Wanna be reminded of "males" when you talk about 'em?

The accepted ways for heterosexual men to refer to the opposite sex are: Chicks, babes, birds, broads, dames, girls/gals, lassies/lasses, señora, maidens, and Sheilas*

Edit:

*Only if you're Australian, otherwise it's appropriation

Shoulda bullied him

The only good game is Tetris

Man, how awesome would it be if secret communist staffers were actually running things.

The right believes they live in our utopia, but they insist we're the utopians.