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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hahahah perish.

It will be 2016 forever.

And never you mind that the Bernie Bros, afaik, are extremely reliable voters more so than mainline democrats.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

She won popular vote and lost, so obviously it's just their fault not her doing less than bare minimum

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remember when the Dems ran a problematic candidate that was under federal investigation?

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remember when the Dems ran the spouse of the person responsible for the abject devastation of America's industrial core?

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

(CW:SA) Remember when Donald Trump (known sexual assaulter) invited the sexual assault victims of the Dem Candidate's spouse to the debates?

[–] BabyTurtles@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's true, I was a 2016 Bernie or buster that planned on giving Joe power all along because he's too old to do anything except a bit of light genocide and destroy the DNC from the inside.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why the hell is he getting mad at us anyway? He got everything he wanted. Joe WON. Does he think the GOP would be any less dangerous if Hillary had won in 2016? Was America so frail that 2 Republican terms was all that was necessary to ruin it? And how is that our fault?

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

they think Trump is like a magic imp who was only released from his enchanted prison because Bernie tried to change things too fast, ignoring that Obama did jack shit for the previous eight years except cut black wealth in half and drone murder sixteen-year-old American citizens.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A lot of these morons think 2 SC justices on the cusp of death were all that stood to prevent America becoming a fascist dictatorship, which is hilarious on a lot of levels

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

It's like a bad fantasy trope. The old man in a robe is holding the tether of prosperity. The evil prince stabs him with a wonky mall ninja dagger, ushering in an age of darkness. Meanwhile everyone is like "yeah this sucks but what happens if that old dude had just naturally died? Is that all I had between another good harvest and ashes and bones? Some old dude not dying? This seems like a bad system."

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Its so odd that Libs seem to think we're at the start of a fascist dictatorship in the US. We're at the end of it.

[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How are they trying to turn this stupid thing around.

A: It's either bernie or bust
B: It's not bernie
A: OK, bust it is, then
B: Welcome to bust
A: Yeah, that's what i said, idiot

What's next, going "welcome to barbarism" at random socialists?

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Damn, maybe if democrats wanted to win elections they should try running candidates who don't suck

Just a thought

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bustin' makes me feel good :ray-parker-jr:

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Damn, we don't have that one?

:bustin:

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Doesn't matter that more Bernie supporters voted for Hillary after the Primary, compared to PUMAs who voted for McCain in droves because Hillary lost to Obama in the primary. They will always punch left and blame us. FOREVER

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

I'm bustinnnn

[–] ultraviolet@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Liberals love jerking off about democracy but get so pissy when people don't vote for their terrible candidates. I thought democracy meant you had the freedom to choose? (Rhetorical question)

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

You're right and the worst part is, they get pissed off at us and not, you know, the people who are voting for the guy who's the second coming of Hitler in their minds? Why are we the ones who committed a great evil by wanting healthcare, but not the ones that elected Trump? Shouldn't they be the ones getting an earful?

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah, join in the party

amerikkka sit-back-and-enjoy

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Local youth pastor invites supporters of Bernie Sanders to bust, more at 8

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

And I'll do it again! sicko-yes

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

damn bro, you can take your legal redacted-1redacted-2 with a bump stock and quickly fix that problem by going to redacted-1redacted-2 and then getting presidential pardon. Or genocide joe can take seals, as suggested by supreme court justice and outsource that emotional labor

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey Blue No Matter Whoers

Here's Who!

Well done.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Whoers

Had to do a double take

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

I don't get it. We didn't vote for Hillary in 2016 so that's why we had to put up with Biden in 2020? Hillary winning would have made Joe Biden not be 500 years old?

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I genuinely don't understand this. Does he not know who the president is?

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I'm 'bout to bust

[–] D61@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

My brother in Christ that was eight years ago and your team held the presidency for the last four.

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I want to give this sort of person a transorbital lobotomy. I saw someone bitching about Nader the other day

[–] kiljoy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Fucked around, they are in the find out stage. Eat shit neolibs.