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That said, I voted for him in the last election, and I will again out of harm reduction. He has improved on policy, but l even if he didn’t, the American people do not get a vote on whether or not to elect a senile President this cycle.

You can have any President you like, as long as he’s senile. If you vote, we’ll get a senile President. If you don’t, we’ll get a senile President.

The question is whether you want senile and gleefully cruel®, or just senile(D). I’ll take just senile.

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:::spoiler Bonus versions

They are called transfem feet and transmasc feet. The conversions to Standard Burger Units (sbu) are as follows:

1 foot (transfem) = 1.1 foot (sbu)

1 foot (sbu) = 1.1 foot (transmasc)

If you're a transfem who would be 6' (sbu), you are now 5'5" (tf). If you're transmasc and would be 5'5" (sbu), you are now 6' (tm).

These new units could help marginally with height dysphoria, and the only tradeoff is being extremely confusing.

Thank you and you're welcome.

One of my favorite freedoms is getting to choose which boss to work for and which landlord to pay rent to! It feels so nice to support each other and know we're all in this together - my boss supports me through my paycheck and in turn I use a portion of that to help support my landlord! It's important to recognize that we're all in this together, regardless of silly distinctions like whether you're rich or poor, boss or worker, landlord or tenant, a corporation or a human, etc, we're all united as Americans, against all the foreigners who hate us for how free we are.

That of course brings me to my favorite freedom - the freedom to support the military, to spread managed democracy around the world. I have to give a special shout-out this Loyalty Day to Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grumman, Boeing, and to all the other defense contractors that help promote our government's interests (identical to our own, of course) instead of wasting the money on useless government bloat (healthcare, education, etc)!

Obviously, the freedom to support the military is the most important freedom, but there are many other freedoms we enjoy! Let's hear some!

I know some of the basics but I'm still confused about certain rules. When does an S become a SS and when does it become a $ (and what about $$)? I also don't know how to handle words that don't have an S or a K in them.

I was hoping to translate the core BDS list, but some of them are proving challenging:

• HP (Hewlett Packard)
• Siemans
• AXA
• SodaStream
• Ahava
• Sabra
• Puma
• Israeli fruits and vegetables

I was thinking something like HeWaffen PacKKKard and SSodaSStream but I'm not sure about the rest.

Thanks.

Edit: Forgot to list Puma

I'm going to an event soon and the last time I was there there were some of those awful street preachers with megaphones shouting bigotry. They're a nuisance and nobody wants them there, but it's a public festival and evidentially they're allowed to be there.

I tried looking online ()and most of the advice was stupid lib shit, ranging from, "Call the cops and tell them they're violating statute blah blah blah" or, "Just ignore them, you can't change their minds and engaging just feeds their persecution complex." Obviously the cops do nothing, I don't care about changing their minds or what they think I just want to shut them up. But I also don't want to get arrested and if possible, it'd be nice to avoid disturbing the other people further.

Most likely, I'm just gonna have to endure it, but I thought I'd raise the question for brainstorming bc it feels like a common enough situation that other people will encounter it too. Best I can think is screaming something back at them

UPDATE: I ended up just wearing a bunch of pride stuff and then they weren't even there lol

Well have you considered

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