my favorite freedom is the right to protes-
oh! oh i see. I mean um... cable! :)
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
my favorite freedom is the right to protes-
oh! oh i see. I mean um... cable! :)
Wait a second, this isn't lemmy.world!
You're thinking of that-a-way.
Points to the wall.
Cocks gun.
I love the freedom that I get to pick my healthcare plan from the short list of plans my employer decided made sense for their bottom line.
I know which privilege I like: the one to not starve (can be revoked at any time).
I love the freedom of being able to for my favorite cardboard cutout politicians. The other guys are bigger poopy faces, but they can't hurt me because this is America, hell yeah! And it's ok if the good guys don't listen to their constituencies, we can all vote again later and uh... I'm sure someone will listen. Eventually. Maybe.
I love it when i do free speech and assembly and get obliterated by an orbital tear gas strike
my favorite freedom is having to drink out of a brown paper bag in public while pretending like literally everyone doesn't know what's up but if I don't I get the cops after me
You know, I'd sometimes seen the brown bag thing in movies or whatever, but I honestly didn't realize until this very moment that it's a drinking in public thing. I feel a bit silly for just thinking it was some sort of completely unexplainable American thing in the same way as, like, Ontarian bagged milk.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
choosing between six different cereals from the same corporation