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[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 74 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Lathe: Bidens pr team will stage an event where Biden carries NINE pizzas

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago

Biden flexing after carrying 9 pizza boxes 10 feet

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

It will leak that the boxes were empty though

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Biden will then die immediately afterwards

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

inshallah-script

It would be the funniest outcome

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

(Only the top box contains pizza)

[–] goose@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I can already read the news article about how the Dark Brandon laser eyes pizza stack tweet shows that Biden will drive young voters to the polls