Choosing my president based off how many chairs they could carry when the teacher asked for help in the gym
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Lathe: Bidens pr team will stage an event where Biden carries NINE pizzas
Biden flexing after carrying 9 pizza boxes 10 feet
It will leak that the boxes were empty though
Biden will then die immediately afterwards
It would be the funniest outcome
(Only the top box contains pizza)
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Oh yeah, well Stalin personally carried all the grain out of Ukraine with one giant spoon, checkmate liberals
pff lol nah, gorbs was the first and only soviet leader capable of carrying pizzas.
fair enough, most trump supporters would need an f150 to carry 8 pizzas
Also probably a heads up that the delivery guy isn't white so stow the firearm.
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
a 8 year old's idea of presidential success
showing my manliness by carrying 9 pizzas
New American measurement unit just dropped. Old man strength/dexterity measured in pizzas carried
can y'all imagine how sad an Iowa pizza is
Looks like Little Ceasar's, so it costs 5 bucks and I can smash half of it at 2AM when I'm hammered and the other half at 11AM when I'm hung over as shit but other than that 
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It's incredible how bad of a pizza parts of the Midwest can create.
Completely distinct flavorless layers of sauce cheese and bread that are somehow not interactung at all despite being in direct contact.
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OK let’s not pretend like we haven’t gushed over that clip of Bernie running.
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i could carry 9 pizzas
Oh yeah? Then where is your name on this graph of pizza carrying prowess?
in the top tier
I fell my face into the pizza and I cried so much
Probably true tbh
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the boxes were actually empty, he probably could have carried more if they were full tho.
He has a promising career as a pizza delivery man.
Yeah but how dense were the toppings? Thick base or thin?
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