shreddingitlater

joined 4 years ago
[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Back off, I'll take you on

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 52 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Damn, didn't know voting genocide was voting left in any amount, checkmate commies

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

What? 2nd? Surely you meant 1st sanae-boomer

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Oops! All corn!

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

We always thought grey goo would be a physical consequence of scientific development, but I think it's sort of an apocalyptic possibility, also as a consequence of scientific development, that lines up better with AI and the direction it's headed. Maybe, for some things, we thought too much about the physical world. Maybe concepts like "cognitohazard" or informational hazards in general should have been more seriously thought out and much sooner as well.

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 61 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jul/05/biden-george-stephanopoulos-debate-interview

Lmfao "ain't dropping out, fat, unless the big man says it's my time", is he saying 'you're gonna have to kill me if you want me to drop out'?

Joe Biden has the opportunity to do something extremely funny

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Oh yeah, well, they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Channeling the essence of lead, allowing the lead God to speak through him, it's voice angry and billowing like a volcanic ash cloud, O divine heavy metal, the spark of destruction, creation, and the cycle therein, reach into their minds and lungs, the young, the old, even the healthy, and pull out their blood so that your thirst may finally be quenched

13
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by shreddingitlater@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

anymore than you can suppress any other expressions of the human experience, at least not without diminishing our connection to each other and deepening the sensation of alienation, even here. Being horny is our embracing of life, an expression of our will to find joy in it, a call to continue living despite never getting our nut because joy in life is that sweet.

And that is why I'm not afraid to say now that Hilary Clinton was way too hot in the 90's hummana hummana AWOOOGA heavy panting BARK BARK BARK HONK HONK WEEEEWOOOWEEEWOOO

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

This is not where I belong biden-alert

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

Damn, I'm mad at them too, mad that I didn't come up with that first, lmao that's fucking funny

 

Big domino: Bolivian military attempts a coup and fails

Everything-happens-for-a-reason gang

 

Elon Musk

 

Others users (not me) have been flooding the market with humor and funny jokes that ~~I cannot compete with~~ violate rules on international posting, namely in the market of badposting.

From now on, posts must be 50% funnier to get my upbear. All other users must follow this rule as well, except for my posts, which you must now upbear on site to fix these market distortions. Obviously, my posts are superior, but the quality can not come through because users lack the freedom of choice to upbear in a market dominated by users who are not me.

Thank you.

 

But instead of my wife, it's

::: spoiler my father , the French, Nickleback, cars, large crowds of people, tourists, management at work, battle Royale games, and I'm always complaining about them to my partner, who I love.

 

He was dead when I found him. Also found quite a few giant wasps that were definitely not dead.

 

Wrong answers only

 

le-monke le-monke relationship goals, met

16
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by shreddingitlater@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

Do you go spelunking with your tongue or do you just touch tips?

There is no in between

 

Therefore, it's always gay

 

All hexbear splash text must now cite their sources. Failure to do so will result in a ppb link sent to every mod everytime I see a new quote. I encourage all true comrades to commit to this struggle and follow this example.

view more: next ›