I don't kiss fr*nch "people"
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Wait, no that's not what I mea- 
I go hon hon hon while committing war crimes and being elitist about mid tier food at best
I have little pieces of baguette stored in my cheeks like a hamster and we play a little game where they try to steal it and I'm on defense
College roommate said it sounded like my first partner and I were stirring mayo when we made out
Lips to fingers like a french chef 
Quebec style, meaning teeth first.
Tip toucher honestly I kinda hate tongue kissing it’s weird that kissing is this fetish move that’s just meant to be 100% accepted and normal
how is tongue kissing a fetish
How isn’t it?
It's not a sexual fixation on an object or non-sexual body part or act. Tongue kissing is very much a conventional romantic and sexual act.
Like you do realise that not all cultures kiss?
True, but the vast majority do, and all the ones that do consider tongue kissing an expression of romance and sexual intent.
Besides, your rebuttal here only applies to the word "conventional" - it's still not a sexual fixation on something non-sexual. So what makes it a fetish?
Because it’s a fetish look professor I don’t feel like arguing with you mouths aren’t sex organs the last time I checked can we just agree to disagree
"It is because it is". I wouldn't worry, you're not arguing with me.
Anyways here is an LSD cyclops that I offer to you as a gesture of peace
Precisely
Edit: Some things are because they are I couldn’t put it better myself
lol ok
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I will never kiss a French
I have an very short tongue
Spelunke is a wild way of phrasing that lmao. Either is fine with me 
I don't french kiss. 
I am a german kisser. Affection is an unnecessary indulgence
I say HONHONHON then kiss
I usually lean towards spelunking, but it depends how I'm feeling. My partners sorta indifferent, a kiss is a kiss.
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This is not a fetish