Sephitard9001

The thing that disappointed me is how bleed seems to still be optimal and it's never more apparent than

It starts with ONE MALARKEY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Obama should reach across the aisle!

Uncle Jimbob votes for Trump:

Why use Great Gatsby for the example? Impress me, sell the product to me. Show me a sample from Ulysses I dare you coward

Like just off the top of my head, I could stunlock a teacher for an entire class by asking why God created the aspects of the universe in a different order every time its written in Genesis (in a hypothetical situation where I wouldn't just get detention immediately for being annoying)

Uhhhhhh there's no better way to turn a generation into adamant atheists than to critically read the Bible in chronological order lol. What's the dealio here? Do the teachers have to teach in a hyperspecific way designed to deceive the children? Because it's pretty fucking immediately stupid as hell from page 1.

"CHINA BAD"

"4-LETTER WORDS"

Aha, but we decided that World War II arbitrarily started when Germany invaded Poland after the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, and didn't start because of any conflicts before or after that. Checkmate, tankie

The Pokemon and clone Pokemon were so sad fighting each other in that movie.

Like motherfucker that's what THE HUMANS MAKE YOU DO EVERY DAY WHAT DO YOU MEAN

The transitional period was swarm of bees

This is so fucking stupid lmao. Criticizing America's politics without saying capitalism bad is exactly what the state wants. To the people living in America, neoliberalism is an invisible ideology. Not pointing it out is flailing in the dark, not pointing it out on purpose makes you their tool.

what would you do?