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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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All this person did was post a basic criticism of Oliver and now everyone is undeservedly dunking on them for it.

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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 82 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Hey, that's my meme! πŸ˜ƒ

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 49 points 11 months ago

trump-drenched We have the best memes folks

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago

a specter is haunting twitter, the specter of hexbear

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago

the hexbear hegemony over the western left continues programming-communism

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Only sometimes.

Edit: OH. I see it's the thing they said lol

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 68 points 11 months ago

When you're a communist and people find out that you use money squidward-nervous

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 60 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

paying for twatter

They got a solid point there to dunk on them

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

In the replies they claim they got it for free years ago in some thing.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 49 points 11 months ago

I still remember the dril conflict of 2023

They kept giving him the blue check and he kept insulting them until they stopped

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You can't use Twitter to dunk on someone paying for Twitter though, you're all revenue

[–] OpenDown@hexbear.net 52 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

blue check was given for free and with no choice to a lot of accounts including this one btw

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

At least OP is alive

Should we be concerned? u/KissingerBrainInBox replies to a joke at Reddit. "@drkissingerphd is verified. This should be of no concern to anyone. It is most clearly a parody account run by a sub-standard intellect. It is not humorous. Furthermore - Dr. Henry Kissinger is not a 'dead celeb'. I am not a 'celeb'. I am not dead."

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

that John Oliver image has been floating around for a few years at least, why get mad about it now?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

Nobody ever said the libs are quick on the draw

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

Libs are primed to viciously attack anyone with the hamsic glyph on a moment's notice.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

It's actually a Hexbear original, so we've seen it a lot more than Twitter libs

[–] NoLeftLeftWhereILive@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ah, it's the issue with the Greens and Western leftists.

I order a nature conservation related magazine that just ran an editorial in the last issue listing all the problems of capitalism without mentioning capitalism even once. Wanted to burn the damn paper.

Not naming the problem is exactly the issue. And it's literally all leftism is now in countries like mine. Our leftest (lib) party proudly calls this "the modern left" and it's essentially just being a bourge with social justice related characteristics and imperalism.

[–] Walk_On@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago (4 children)

So calling out Oliver for not talking about capitalism is being media illiterate? lol

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Media illiteracy" is quickly becoming one of the three or so rotating concepts twitter uses to explain every phenomenon until it loses all meaning

[–] The_Jewish_Cuban@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

Don't agree with me? Didn't know you were media illiteratesmuglord

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

It's annoying how this keeps happening to ideas. It'd be cool if someone could trace the lineage of: new, accurate critique of the world -> critique's general proliferation and linguistic adoption because of its truth -> low-tier orbiters using critique incorrectly as an insta-win argument online, losing its original meaning.

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

This is so fucking stupid lmao. Criticizing America's politics without saying capitalism bad is exactly what the state wants. To the people living in America, neoliberalism is an invisible ideology. Not pointing it out is flailing in the dark, not pointing it out on purpose makes you their tool.

[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Read theory!

"No, Imma just watch late night hosts"

Also John Oliver's jokes are mostly unfunny crass yelling at the audience/screen and just relies on the irony poisoning of living in a capitalist society. Every hexbear on this site is funnier than John Oliver, even our beanis comrades.

[–] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

beanis beanis it's me, i'm the beanis comrade.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

John Oliver is the only late night host who criticizes the Democratic Party from a left wing viewpoint and does criticize capitalism, he just does it without saying 'capitalism bad' upfront all the time. you are just media illiterate

This is literally the point of the meme lol. How do you call someone else illiterate and then regurgitate their exact point except make it more annoying and long winded as if it’s a gotcha

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

Wrapping the juicy bacon of milquetoast criticism of niche domestic issues around the bitter pill of uncritical State Department foreign policy propaganda so that the canine masses will eat it up

With John Oliver.

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He's got better politics than I'd expect of a host of a broadcast TV show on a major network, but he's not really anyone I care that much about either. I don't really watch TV, and (more importantly) these personalities have expiration dates. At one point I liked Colbert but he became quaint in the face of Chapo; eventually Chapo themselves became quaint as a broader swath of podcasts did the things they did better. Eventually they too will become quaint as my interests move elsewhere and i crave increasingly outwardly belligerent media.

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

I would fully agree with them if they didn't have the blue check

[–] davel@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

It’s like raiiiiain on your wedding day very-intelligent

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

God I love it when people are critical of a critic's criticism.

Also no Quinton, it's because John Oliver is pretty clearly a mouthpiece for 'left-wing criticism' without any actual leftwing theory, which leads him to, in general, not understand the root of the problem, and fall for really really obvious American foreign policy lies.

But also fuck blue checks.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

I've never seen a both sides-er take my side

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

"You claim to be a communist and yet you buy things" is tired, but when the thing in question is Twitter, perhaps still has some gas.

[–] Walk_On@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

"Of his ilk"? What do you want us to hate on Gutfeld? Not even conservatives watch that.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 months ago

Nobody hates leftists more then other leftists. More then even conservatives!

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Dude makes 6 day long videos about That's So Raven and shit like that. Deeply into being unserious.