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[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a small business owner, and I'm preparing for the new $20 minimum wage by smashing my dick with this hammer

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

by smashing my employees' dicks with this hammer

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nobody wants to get their dicks smashed anymore

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Dick Smashing hours were cut, gotta help pull weight around here