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[–] DBT@lemmy.world 74 points 2 years ago (3 children)

As an American who’s uncut… there’s a scar?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 78 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's fucked is I had no idea that was a scar until I was well into adulthood.

[–] DBT@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

This is something I do not wish to google. Is it noticeable? I would assume a small surgical cut that occurs at infancy leaves no significant scar

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 38 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Not to be crude but this pretty much is what I'm talking about. It's almost like having a two toned penis...

NSFW btw... Although it is just a drawing

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ok wait the rest of this is important but sidebar, my peehole is called a MEATUS??

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Biden needs to bring this up at the next State of the Union address

[–] gaifux@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A bit wierd, but hey, whatever gets it hard for you. I'm not here to judge.

[–] gaifux@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Meaty Erection Around The United States

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago
[–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 1 year ago

A meatus is a hole/tunnel, with some specific properties. You also, just as a by the by thing, have an external acoustic meatus on each side of your head.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Two tone Malone 😞

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Are you saying all those vitiligo penises in porn are actually just circumcised?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Let's just say there is a definitive line where what once was my foreskin now just is a smooth piece of skin connected by another. I wouldn't call it a scar because like I said I had no idea it was not normal. There's definitely a noticeable difference between the top part and the rest of it. I'm not sure how else to put this delicately. Honestly, I would just google it.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Unacceptable. Upload a pic of the tip of your dick pls.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean if you really want it I'll do it. It's just anatomy. Plus I have a wide angle lens...

It's not like I want to see it, but I'm this down the thread it's too late to stop. Bring it on.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

LMFAO that was good 👍

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

It is the number one cause of Two-Tone-Malone.

[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] corus_kt@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I can understand why people might not notice, most of my research sources are heavily pixelated.

[–] DBT@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean I’ve seen lots of porn and never noticed anything that looked like a scar, but then again I don’t typically focus on the dick.

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a rampant homosexual who's done lots of dick-focused study - there's a scar and it has different levels of noticability. Some are faint, some jagged, some with mismatched colours, some bright red, etc.

Like any scar it can be very variable.

[–] DBT@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yea I got it with the two tone Malone comment. That’s my G.

But I appreciate yours as well.

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago

There is no scar.