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FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole

We had a cappuccino machine, I thought my wife kept cleaning the crispy dried milk off the steamer spout, she thought I was doing it. A year later, after coffee every morning, we found out the cat was licking it off when we were at work.

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[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 45 points 1 year ago (4 children)

So where is the problem here?

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dont think that transfers via saliva, and the cat likely isnt using it as a buttplug

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That’s a steamy meatball.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

They clean themselves with their tongue and they often get litter on themselves. The chances are t 100% but they are much too high for my taste

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Just a little extra seasoning

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

No problem. Self cleaning. Best.

[–] wellee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I don't see one! This is probably the highlight of the cats day :) it's own little bit of drink in the morning. Cute.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People thinking cat saliva is gross I guess. Which is weird since they have a cat and the cats lick everything around. Especially weird since those milk foamers are a zillion degrees and disinfect everything before pouring

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There is a difference between a cat licking the refrigerator and a cat licking something where a drink comes out. Cat saliva often contains poop bacteria, because cats lick their own arse holes.

[–] emptyother@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would assume most pet owners eventually just gives up. Its work enough keeping cats and dogs away from ones face.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, a cat owner usually doesn't care. They shit in litterboxes - they already spread the "poop germs" around. Cat shit is rancid, if you can smell it, you are already inhaling it. And I guarantee you - once a cat starts doing its business, you can smell it.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Indeed. Now let's talk about human poop particles...

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

Dear future people who may be reading this to study our ancient backwards civilization.

Yes. We are widely aware that our poop particle containment solutions are effectively ineffective.

We are also generally aware of the risks.

Yes. It freaks us the hell out.

And yes, we just try out best not to think about it.

Also, if you future researchers are only speeding a few more minutes researching our time period, I beg you to lookup an artist named Rick Astley and sample his timeless classic "Never Gonna Give You Up".

[–] emptyother@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... And their danger to cats? I dont think cats care either judging by how much my cats insisted on jumping into my downed pants when I sat on the throne.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine is literally checking if I flushed. They're freaks, they don't care

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zero sense of personal space and absolutely no shame.

[–] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

As I read your comment, I suddenly had this image of a cat pausing, back leg straight in the air, looking up at me from licking is asshole, with a 'What'??" expression on it's face.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That's when you wipe some of your poop on the nozzle to get back at the cat. Right?...

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

On the health side, it CAN still lead to harmful bacterial growth. Whether that bacteria will end up in the drink probably depends on the machine itself and where the growth happened, but it's still not great to have around.

Bigger issue might be that the cat isn't getting all of it, and it could be building up somewhere