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If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.
This is how I answer most hypotheticals
What if you woke up as your grandpa.
I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
I mean, we're talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you're your own grandpa in his 20s.
Don't be daft, you're making a mockery of the entire thought experiment
Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.
You know, I did have masterbate. Now I'm not sure. Would it be different if she... well, I.... had an innie?
Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.
Well we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan...
I live in one if the few places in the world that isn't America
Two I think?
Don't ask about macas and KFC though.... got lots of those.
Check if that asshole is bleached
Yeah if I was her you wouldn't see her outside for a few weeks if I'm honest.