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[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 85 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would masturbate.

This is how I answer most hypotheticals

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if you woke up as your grandpa.

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, we're talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you're your own grandpa in his 20s.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Don't be daft, you're making a mockery of the entire thought experiment

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Check if that asshole is bleached

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah if I was her you wouldn't see her outside for a few weeks if I'm honest.