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[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The reason he's always in those faux military outfits is because zelensky has more sponsorships than a formula 1 driver, and rumours are a neo-Nazi clothing company (CW: lots of Nazi imagery in that article, obviously) set him up with a deal to wear them.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Have to admit, if these weren't fash I'd say some of these patches go hard (CW: Nazi shit)

[–] whoops@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It sucks that viking iconography looks sick

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sucks that vikings are a fash thing now

[–] whoops@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From my understanding, viking (as a verb) was when Norse fail-second-sons slaughtered, raped, looted, and enslaved coastal villages in order to establish their own fortune back home. That sucks.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pretty much every ancient society had fail-son bands going around raiding shit, idk why the Norse get singled out for it any more than Gaels or Lakota or Scythians.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is it because they did it to the British and the French who were literate enough to write about it and ended up becoming powerful enough for their historical beefs to matter?

[–] whoops@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, but pop culture has confounded going viking with Norse culture at large.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True. But like with most ancient cultures, most were just fucking goat farmers or whatever. Their mythology is cool tho.

[–] whoops@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It bugs me that we only know the post-Christianization version of their religion. Hence Odin getting hung on a not-cross

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was really sad when I learned that the story about a crossdressing Thor pretending to marry a Jotun is possibly a Christian parody made to ridicule and insult their competition.

[–] whoops@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

The history of religion is basically every religion accusing every other religion of gay orgies and eating babies

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nordic invasion

sons of Odin

deus vult

squidward-scream-point zelensky-pain YOU ARE A SLAVIC EASTERN ORTHODOX NATION

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The same way Slavic anti-communists begged daddy Germany to come protec them from da evil commies, modern Slavic pagan Nazi nerds worship the gods of Germanic slavers.