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They’re from Portland, Oregon you can’t make this shit up lol.

The Chinese text in the title translates as “brainwashed.” Top kek.

https://www.reddit.com/r/China/s/9SIkZmnr2U

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[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 125 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Feel bad for the guy finding out his wife is a deranged conspiracy theorist

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 82 points 1 year ago (5 children)

My friend was telling me about how the lady his best friend married was walking by the TV when some show was talking about the stars and she said "fake news!" My friend chuckled at first thinking it was some dumb joke but apparently after his best friend married her she became a flat-Earther who does not believe the stars are real, or at least they're not actually stars. I think about that a lot, and am terrified that anyone I associate with can suddenly become deranged in that way at any random point.

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

My friend's ex-wife went down the Youtube conspiracy rabbit hole and is now a Holocaust denier, thinks there are child slave colonies on Mars and stares into the sun because there's a conspiracy telling us not to do that and she's going to get to the bottom of it and unlock her super chakra. I think some people are just so thoroughly lacking in critical thinking skills that you can convince them of just about anything if you explain it in an authoritative manner.

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I had friends try to come at me with con trails, fake moonlanding, bs. I just unloaded about all the real shit going on, why the fuck do you care about this bs, are you that cozy? Last week they mentioned they are basically communist.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

honestly those old school conspiracies are almost endearing at this point compared to modern anti-vaccine, anti-woke and accusing everyone of pedophilia (except your own politicians) crap

moon landing one is fun to entertain as a bit.

Very true. It was that they seemed to think that this was proof the government was lying. Too which my reaction was, oh really? (pulls out real spookums)

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

next week theyre gonna be fascists or something. brain is pudding

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To be fair the conspiracy conversation was years ago. But I did have you're initial reaction.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I dunno. I think life would be more fun if I thought I was one really good meditation session away from getting superpowers

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She wanted him to pay $2500 for a Reiki healing class where you just hover your hands over people and channel good vibes into them.

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My ex wife went from being a radlib, to working for conspiracy theorist Jason Bermis.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My ex-sister-in-law went from radlib to posting everyday about child trafficking from Wayfair

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

I have a family member who does the "vaxxed?" Thing unironically.

[–] Chump@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

First reaction was that she didn't believe famous people are real, which is a much more fun thing to believe

[–] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Al Pacino just pretended to be the devil. For money.

And don't even get me started on Tim Curry.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if stars don't real, then what is Ben Affleck?

checkmate, atheists.

[–] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Disproving the anti-star conspiracy theory forcing your dumb friend to read every name on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Everyone's a phony when you're dating Holden Caufield.

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

My ex-friend swallows Ukraine propaganda.

[–] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

The starts aren't real but you aren't supposed to talk about it. They might hear you and get angry

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Comes with the risk of marrying a white American, vast majority of them are politically deranged and disconnected from reality

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In my experience it's not exactly political derangement, but rather the arrogance of thinking they have the freest media and know better than anyone else.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the truth. Americans used to say shit like "I get my news from fox and CNN so therefore I am objective."

brainworms combined with brainworms to create centrist

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plato was a time Traveller and his allegory of the cave was him trying to explain Americans ti ancient Greeks

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At this point I'd genuinely believe that is the truth.

Plato: "Lights come out of a box and make shapes and the people stare at it."

Other Greeks: "like fire making shadows?"

Plato, exhausted, going home: "yeah, sure, whatever helps you get it."

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Plato: "So anyway, the people who stare at these boxes are stupid assholes but you can never convince them that they're wrong."

Other Greeks: Frantic note taking

I was an anti China lib in like 2020. Material conditions can come at you fast.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Western libs in general.