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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 103 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Internet communists in .world's minds:

nefarious agents of evil governments performing psychological warfare against adherents of the only correct ideology - western neoliberalism

Internet communists irl:

A poorly edited picture of Angela Merkel stretched over a scalene triangle titled "Angular Merkel", 150 upvotes

[–] YearOfTheCommieDesktop@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What's really incredible is their ability to say how we are evil propagandists with a straight face when probably 90+% of hexbears never/rarely interact with a single federated post and mostly just shitpost among ourselves

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When we first federated, several instances we had not federated with, had posts on their front page about how they had to defederate from us, because we were brigading. Again this was from instances we were not federated with.
Also a lot of lies about how we would downvote their posts lol. Libs love talking out of their ass.

Our posting power is just so immense that a 10% effort wrecks havoc on them

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

In a way it shows how communist countries are treated at a much smaller level. They’re responsible for everything bad and every flaw they have will be held up to a microscope and magnified several times over to make them sound worse than they are .

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

That was a fun week

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

nefarious agents of evil governments performing psychological warfare against adherents of the only correct ideology - western neoliberalism

sicko-wistful

[–] Omniraptor@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

didn't know this was a thing, will file away next to the obamacrons

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Its not a thing afaik, I delved into my sleep deprived mind for the platonic ideal of a Hexbear shitpost and it came to me.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

It has been willed into existence.

https://hexbear.net/post/2099887

[–] D61@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

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