Random programmer thinks xyz language sucks -> she/he makes a slightly different, slightly faster, slightly more secure version -> by luck this gains mass adoption-> random programmer thinks new xyz language sucks

I propose when the revolution comes and the last guillotine falls we decide a general-purpose programming language that coders should stick to. I vote Lisp or any of the dialects (scheme, clojure, racket), but i also feel something about the Julia language for scientific research. Maybe we can decriminalize using C. Absolutely ban and hunt down the use of any of the hipster languages teenagers are into these days.

Nim? Zig? Crystal?? I am absolutely losing my damn mind. It compiles to bytecode people. Make up ur damn minds. To jail with all of u

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[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When the revolution comes we need to unify tools

Hammer? Screwdriver? Spanner? One of these should be enough

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Single handle with interchangeable heads.