this post was submitted on 21 May 2024
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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too much blood in the head causes headaches

Just like too many phlogistons in the body can cause spontaneous human combustion

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

phlogistons

Sounds scary, how can I release these toxins?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I recommend leeches on the face, neck, buttocks and genitals