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[CW: Blood] We are so back (hexbear.net)
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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Inside each and every one of you are four humours

Red blood

Green phlegm

Yellow bile

Black bile

Take this online personality test to figure out where you should be putting your leeches today!

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

WHICH ANIME CHARACTER MATCHES YOUR HUMOR BALANCE TODAY?

[insert questions here]

RESULTS

Hmm, it seems you have an excess of black bile at the moment...

!!! CLICK HERE TO SEE YOUR MATCH !!!Haruhi Suzumiya from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

[–] yuli@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

this thinking never left honestly, but now its too little seratonin instead of too much black bile, people do be wanting external individual causes.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

don't forget the forbidden Fifth Humour

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn't

We talking about cum right?

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Oh I should have scrolled one message farther before replying

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Go to a blood bank and donate, you weirdoes

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

That's scientifically proven to help other people which they are fundamentally against.

[–] btfod@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tfw the phlebotomist asks "left or right arm?" and I say MIDDLE

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ngl I just flux shifted a little reading that, like I know the human beings here have like mega impaired vortal inputs but I just couldn't help myself. Real galanga hours.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Sounds like you have a serious case of phlegmatism

A basket of fresh leeches will arrive at your door within the next three business days

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have a friend who swears by blood donation. He says whenever he donates he feels really good for some weeks. He even got picked for a study where they tried lowering the minimum interval between donations from 3 months to 1 month, and he said it was the best he's felt in his life.

He doesn't suffer from haemochromatosis as far as he knows, but he is the weird anecdote evidence I have that maybe bloodletting does work for some people.

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to be that person, but can we mark stuff like this with a CW?

I got sick just looking at the image.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

That's okay 🫂 your post is still funny

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Flex TAPE

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Got a solid guffaw out of me with this one

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Starting a barber-surgeon school. The anesthesia course is just pairing liquors with ailments.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Drop some astrology in it and we cooking

[–] waluigiblunts@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

can you nsfw this and cw blood

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Sorry

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[–] dead@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is just twitter engagement bait. Is there evidence that this is a trend other than 1 video posted by a self proclaimed "influencer" by the name "Champagne Sloshy"?

There's always a few weirdos practicing bloodletting. I'm skeptical that it is trend.

https://nitter.privacydev.net/JoshyBeSloshy/status/1791616841657221474

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Leech me doc!

[–] englislanguage@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 year ago

This post should be NSFW

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had to stop giving blood because I'd get a two-day migraine every time, so I'm not sure I'll fall for this one.

[–] Lurker123@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

That’s just the dying gasp of the miasma leaving your body. The migraines are how you know it is working.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I must consult my apothecary before I agree to such treatments

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I say go for it!

The moon is waxing, the stars are right, and my bees have been stinging quite fiercely lately

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Well if the bees say it's cool I'll try it out. Who am I to argue with a thousand sisters.

[–] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Oh man, don't tell Joyce Manor

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

why is there so much pressure, ew.

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why do they have to do it like that though

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too much blood in the head causes headaches

Just like too many phlogistons in the body can cause spontaneous human combustion

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

phlogistons

Sounds scary, how can I release these toxins?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I recommend leeches on the face, neck, buttocks and genitals

[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Does bloodletting lower blood pressure lol. I just thought of this because of how red this guy's face is.

Edit:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29959751/

Chinese study which says yes but poor methodology

[–] Deinonychus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago