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[–] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (14 children)

what's the problem? it says non-toxic smuglord

anyway I think xanthan gum would work here but idk shit about making pizza

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (13 children)

I know a LOT about making pizza. I don't understand how cheese isn't sticking in the first place. Do they not cook the pizza?

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can only assume Americans are using so much oil on pizza that all structural integrity is compromised and its more like greasy tomato soup served on flatbread

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Too much sauce could be the culprit as well, if the cheese is floating on a lake of sauce while melting you've got problems and another is LET YOUR PIZZA SET FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES. If they're eating without waiting the cheese doesn't have a chance to resttle and will be hard to get a solid bite on so you end out dragging the mass. Also likely is they're using wayyyy Too much cheese and thst mozzarella is turning into a big disc of borderline boccini.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

LET YOUR PIZZA SET FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

no

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Resist the temptation. Just like, go into s different room for a bit. This applies to most hot foods as well. Things keep processing after they're taken off a heat source and waiting until it's all the way finished does make a big difference.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I will burn my mouth or this country down before waiting five minutes! frothingfash

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I only succeed like half the time. The trick that works for me is smoking a joint after pulling food or sparking it just beforehand.

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