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Hamas Red Phallus

The United States lands troops in Yemen because a Houthi mine accidentally sinks an aging US destroyer.

"Your suit has been dismissed for failure to state an actionable claim."

Synthesis: Jill Biden for President.

Come on guys, this is Tech 101. Don't you know how the tech industry works? Everyone knows the 3 steps:
1.) Create a new service
2.) Do nothing to help it catch on. Spend no money and don't promote its existence at all.
3.) Charge money for access to the feature nobody is using.

The class war is a war like any other, and most wars I know of were won by having a clear plan of battle and strong leadership.

Spaghetti & Meatballs Western

Leave it to the ninjas to stay silent.

Imagine if someone throws up on the vines. How would you ever clean that?

Daphne out here warding off enemy men-at-war with her puckle gun

Here's the actual video of Skibidi Biden, since I couldn't find it in the article: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7orWQZ0gPA

This is pure speculation. You can't see into its mind. Commercially implemented AIs have recommended recipes that involve poison in the past, including one for mustard gas, so to give it the benefit of the doubt and assume it was even tangentially correct is giving it more slack than it has earned.