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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can someone write and shoot a porno where this trial was about the Stormy Daniels thing, and they make a big show about how her description of his penis is so distinct and unique that it must really be true, then juror number 8 slams down a dildo on the table that fits the description perfectly?

IDK just putting it out there.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Donald Train: smirks “Your honor… if my dick does not fit, you must acquit.” unzips pants

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

With music and lyrics by Lin-Manuel Miranda