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[โ€“] BasementParty@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"It's a study I've done at the University of Canada. It says if you dick is under 4 inches then it's actually big. And if it's over 8 inches then it's actually small. So if you're an socially awkward loner with a 3 inch penis, then you're actually the smartest most fuckable guy on the planet and if women don't want to have sex with you then they should be in jail."

"Woooo! Dr. Peterson? Dr. Peterson? Question from the audience. How big is my dick?"