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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fellas, is it gay to be good at sex?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Is it gay when you close your eyes when you kiss?

[–] Candidate@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a straight person, I 100% agree, I am very confused about how to have some.

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Wtf kind of straight people are you talking to? I see less of that and more of an incessant need to prove masculinity with the stupidest shit because apparently driving electric cars, cooking, and practicing basic hygiene makes you gay.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile I've felt less confused about my sexuality than ever now that I'm branching out to chatting up femme nbs and even men on the apps

Might be bi tbh idk

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

""uh actually it's gay to get pussy" - jordan peterson" - nick mullen

Death to America

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"It's a study I've done at the University of Canada. It says if you dick is under 4 inches then it's actually big. And if it's over 8 inches then it's actually small. So if you're an socially awkward loner with a 3 inch penis, then you're actually the smartest most fuckable guy on the planet and if women don't want to have sex with you then they should be in jail."

"Woooo! Dr. Peterson? Dr. Peterson? Question from the audience. How big is my dick?"

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

It makes more sense when you think of Heterosexuality the regime of sexual dominance rather than heterosexuality the supposed love between a man and a woman. This would also explain pederasty in patriarchal societies like how it's "gay" to receive but not to give or how it's not "gay" if he's a femboy, etc.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

i have never been less confused about what gender is than i am today, and the same will be true tomorrow, in some part because of hexbear.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

#NotAllStraights

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'm no sexpert but I've been having sex for over 20 years and I think that qualifies for something. Let me tell you, straight dudes, we are the most fucking clueless. The most. Especially when it comes to women.

It took me over a decade to really internalize that:

  1. Sex is more about the journey than the destination.
  2. When a woman wants a man to "last longer" that usually has absolutely nothing to do with jackhammering in her like an ape for longer.
  3. How to actually work the clit. Knowing where it is is only half the battle.
  4. "Right there, just like that." means don't fucking adjust at all. Do not change pace. Do not change how deep. Keep doing the EXACT SAME THING.
  5. When a woman does that grind maneuver while she's on top and it doesn't feel as good as the in-and-out don't stop her. This move is for her. Let her do her thing. Trust me, fellas, it's rubbing her parts in ways you can't comprehend.
  6. Oral sex is not foreplay. That's why it's called "oral sex" and not "oral foreplay".

We dudes are clueless. Like, it's dire out here. I hope this helps out my fellow het brothers. Subscribe to my sex advice column.

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oral is the most sure way of getting my gf to completion. Listening to the person is very important, all i did was learn what she likes and then do it. She said that I was getting too good at it even, made me feel really awesome. Listen a lot in the beginning of a relationship, it will surely make you better

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Over 50% of women cannot have an orgasm by penetration alone. We all know there is a ton of ego with men (myself included) and our penis. The size. Our performance. All that. Gotta swallow that pride and actually do what your lady is telling you to do. To be clear this is not a problem with women. This is a problem with us as a society. As men.

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MyBadReputation on pornhub (yes, pornhub) makes great videos on the how-to's of sex for cishets.

They've been very useful indeed and your comment seems to match with their advice.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

It's awesome people are getting this out there. Even though I grew up while the internet was getting big we still had to mostly learn this shit through trial and error and life experience.

drinking vagina juice

I have never heard it worded like that and it makes me sick and I hate you

Actually drinking vagina juice and liking boobies is super gay

14 Year Old Nick Mullen: "Yo I heard when you die there's this chemical that floods your brain and it's the same chemical in pussy juice. It makes you trip, if you go down a girl you'll go insane 25 years later. That's why I don't eat pussy. Also it's gay."

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

While I agree that straight culture is special in many ways... im not straight and I have no fucking idea what im doing.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

To be a straight man is to be obsessed with sex whilst also refusing to learn anything about it