tombruzzo

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What did Biden do to piss off the New York Times? Wrong answers only in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

"Go 9'ers!"

Our president in c/art@hexbear.net
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

This is like a 90s Vertigo imprint ass depiction of the president. Doom Patrol would fuck this guy up

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What if instead of hexbear it was called Red Scare? (hexbear.net)
 

I think that would be neat!

Whelp it's official, my gf just told me that ugh, V*ush is hotter than me, has better politics, and is super cool for having a horse dick porn collection on his 600 terabyte hard drive. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

You're on here complaining when you could be adding to your own horse porn harddrive?

Closest you'll ever get to explaining the modern world to a medieval peasant. But to be fair, it's what the Dodgers deserve for leaving Brooklyn. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Veet yoobers

LORD HELP ME I AM A GROWN ADULT ABOUT TO BUY THIS BABY TOY in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Being and adult was invented by the government to sell you more taxes.

Buy the chimken if it makes you happy

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Momo meemee mami moomoo (hexbear.net)
Protestors on the roof of Parliament House in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

They should move the tent embassy to the roof of parliament house and do this all the time

Sex is kind of fun sometimes ngl in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, okay. What forum did you read that on?

Okay in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

"Mummy, that woman is covered in drawings"

This is my version of Harry Potter-ism in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If the election was between a cool skull and a cool reaper, that would be epic!

(Cw hornypost) in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does that mean they take some of it back?

[Not the Onion] President Biden is like Yoda. in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Smoking crack in a 2001 Honda Civic feels more like a Hunter thing to do

Patriots could not be more in control in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I'm no producer but maybe this guy sucks at audio production if he can't edit someone's voice to sound cool as hell in post

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Amnesiac 90s kid be like... (hexbear.net)
 

I don't remember anything

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Comic book idea: Cheney is trying to plan 9/11 and Iraq in the DC Universe where Superman exists (hexbear.net)
 

How does the embodiment of Actually Existing America get any work done when the embodiment of America As A Concept is flying around outside with super hearing?

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LMAO being born would be so embarrassing. You're just like, 'here I am, I guess... (hexbear.net)
 

I'm small and I can't do shit.'

Plus, you're naked the whole time

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Hey guys, just posting my EDC. Feel free to share yours (hexbear.net)
 
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The way Minion Death Cult have been saying 'conservative goths' on their recent episodes has been fucking killing me (hexbear.net)
 

They found a conservative goths Facebook group a little while ago. And it was funny then, the idea is so stupid.

But they've talked about memes from the group for a few weeks now and they say the phrase 'conservative goths' so casually. It's not even a bit any more, it's just a normal phrase to them.

And that just makes it funnier. The funniest part of the most recent episode was when Alex would just say 'conservative goths' like it was a normal phrase in a normal sentence.

They need to find a new group, I don't think I can take another straight line delivery of conservative goths.

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Ohio meener (hexbear.net)
 

None desk car?

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video james (hexbear.net)
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I put Linux on my resume like you guys recommended, now I've got a job offer to be someone's lapdog (hexbear.net)
 

Hours are pretty good though. Meals and collar provided

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She Rally on my Richard until it Burns (hexbear.net)
 

Don't show this one to c/fuckcars

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Duh duh dede duh duh (hexbear.net)
 

I'm bad to the post

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