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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

video game character posting

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please don't tell people my secret.

I've done a lot of endurance training which has done wonders for my equip load and inventory

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like a lot of effort. I just bought the upgrade from the underground shop for 2,000 gold

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

pay-to-win smdh

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My cutlass is out of frame.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I respect someone who can rawdog outside with nothing but the bare essentials

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You leave the house without a dedicated anti-air weapon?

What will you do when MS-Crips bring their helicopter brigades with the rap music and hellfire missiles?

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Oh shit, thanks for pointing that out

I did start beef with them recently and they do have a bounty out on my head, so I'll be looking into this

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Now here is someone ready for anything

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Check out my new ultralight loadout

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I clicked the picture and was expecting something from Magic: The Gathering. idk why

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Sorry. I'm ready for everything except a magic duel

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

They painted tiger stripes on the SVT agony-shivering

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago