Gucci_Minh

joined 4 years ago
[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

You mean the entire userbase of reddit? yeah

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I had Havana syndrome when I was in Santiago de Cuba, those mojitos must have been russian agents.

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Top 5 steps to avoid a neoliberal balkanization of your country:

Step 1: Don't repudiate the legacy of the most popular and beloved leader of your country and destroy public faith in your ruling ideology

Step 2: Don't decouple your military from party control and have a CIA coup illegally dissolve your government

actually is just the 2 steps

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

If he tried capitulating that hard the IRGC would do exactly what they were created for. Might be a quick change over or might start a civil war. It wouldn't happen in the first place of course, surely no one is that bad at politics 💀.

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

Chairman Xi please pull Jack Ma off to a backroom and do whatever you did that fixed him the first time please.

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Many better options out there.

If you have a Chinese/Korean/Japanese grocer available here are my favourites:

Chinese: Master Kang (Kang Shifu) Red braised beef noodle, #2 Wugudaochang Tomato flavour

Korean: Nongshim Black, #2 Gamjatangmyun

Japanese: Nissin black garlic, #2 Nissin Tonkotsu

Also, never eat instant noodles just on their own if you can. Add some veggies like green onion, cilantro, mushrooms, bok choy etc. Maybe an egg or fried tofu if you want some protein.

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Shoutouts to the quebecois who used it out of spite for every law they passed even if it didn't need it. Worst person you know etc etc. heartbreaking

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

They painted tiger stripes on the SVT agony-shivering

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 52 points 11 months ago (1 children)

US Navy talking a lot of shit for someone within Hezbollah anti ship missile range

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Lots of reappropriation of stereotypical work clothes

Cool and all, but like, trying to get a pair of lined jeans for working in the cold now costs 2x as much because of this trend. Zoomers you're great but please leave some for the rest of us.

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago

Cheetahs go fast

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