I hear they actually cloned him 500 times and chose the one who could do the best bong rip to do this and killed the rest by shooting them out of a cannon into the sea

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

They make half of the clones pull the trains yeonmi-park

[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

All the missile tests that they do that piss Japan and Fail Korea off are the Kims who don't meet the mark.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Nightmare blunt rotation: Kim Jong-un, Michael Phelps, Usain Bolt.

There will be nothing left by the time it gets to you.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just yawn when ur inhaling. Overrides the cough reflex.

[–] panopticon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Mind = blown

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would love to get blazed with KJU and watch movies

[–] AcidMarxist@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biden over here with those mids, Kim smokin that Double Dragon Xi JinSkywalker Smack

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago