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[–] Black616Angel@feddit.de 55 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.de 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You might be in for a surprise.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 year ago

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

G(•)(•)D MORN°|°NG?

G ( ͜. ㅅ ͜. ) D M O R N╰⋃╯N G ??

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 16 points 1 year ago

It should be "GOOD MORNYING", to be kinda direct.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

To settle the debate, here is the naked version (obviously NSFW):

NSFW
Just the missing letters filled in lol
Her name is Aya Itou BTW

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In missing the joke? Spoiler didn't work on Sync.

Edit: Oh, the letters. I thought it was something else.

Carry on!

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Did you... Did you just...

I despise you.

Edit: After seeing the answer, I'm not even fucking mad anymore. That's just impressive.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

just

I did more than you think. I acquired a textless copy (only black background available), upscaled both versions to 4x with waifu2x, merged them into one, and for consistency I recreated the text with the closest available font, outline and shadow effect.

I guess you can have the HQ white background textless copy too:
Aya Itou 伊藤 綾 Futabu Good Morning meme HQ textless white background

Why the fuck did I just do this? I'm not even into futanari. (And if you are, you now know what to search for)

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A man of commitment and sheer fucking will

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thanks! If only I had such motivation for actual work that is piling up, as opposed to making a stupid joke with way more perfectionism than it deserves

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago

I feel like it's a harmless joke

[–] Maven@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

I'm admittedly biased as the person who posted this but also... I don't see this as sexy.

I agree that it could be fetishized but I wouldn't describe the image itself as fetishizing and moreso just acknowledging the existence of the feminine penis.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 year ago

since when is it bad to find people hot?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Oh yes, the body parts police

Feet? Fetish.
Breasts? Fetish.
Penis? Fetish.

[–] tanja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

Feel the same way about this 🫠😕😿

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago

Hm the female penis. Respect.

[–] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 23 points 1 year ago

Helloooooooo nurse!

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 year ago

This is so bad that its good

[–] Toes@ani.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is my 1000th comment. ⭐

[–] Maven@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I'm honored

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will never understand allos

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean... What's difficult to understand?

I am assuming you're ace, and are baffled at the horni posting. I am honestly asking though, what is it that is difficult to understand?

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's up with dick girls and why is it funny? I assume this is supposed to be funny?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Most girls have boobs, and using them to represent two OOs isn't uncommon. Most girls don't have dicks, making it unexpected, surprising, and a bit taboo(which automatically makes things hotter/more fun). We're so used to boob jokes on women and penis jokes on men, but not penis jokes on women. Novelty is required to find something funny, and girls with dicks are more novel. It touches on how we aren't yet used to the bodies of some people, making this a joke on ourselves for some people. That's a bit of a reach though.

The joke is mid, and this meme is more entertaining by virtue of imagining genitals, which is a turn on for a lot of people. We all have genitals under our clothing, we just don't think about it sometimes. Most hands you shake have held a penis at some point. Sexual topics are more mundane than people realize.

[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Good Write up. Thank you

[–] swordgeek@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

We all have genitals under our clothing, we just don't think about it sometimes.

Speak for yourself!

(Also, nice summary)

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Huh. That's an interesting reinterpretation.

[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Animemes ass post

[–] Stormygeddon@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

GU̇U̇D MORNVNG?

[–] M1ckey7@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You will never be a woman you freak, you will always be a man

[–] Maven@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ah yes... This is a selfie of me... This isn't a drawing or a meme.

Don't feed the phobes, report and move along.

[–] jeremyparker@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

I did realize that was you... You got a phone number or something?

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Amazingly enough, this is the first comment I find on blahaj that has so many instance-specific downvotes that I see not just downvoted, but legitimately ratio'ed.

Don't come back when you get kicked out.