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[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

I guess im voting third party for Skeletor hahaha

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is that Shinigami Eyes on Sauron???

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lord Sauron did a problematic stand up routine and then doubled down on his defense of the childrens author JK Rowling who has previously been accused of transphobia. Lord Sauron was further criticised by trans rights activists for his statement that he will make JK Rowling an honourary general of Mordor should he win the 2024 election.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly, I'm impressed that Sarumon hasn't been tagged red yet

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sarumon is being held up as the epitome of progressiveness currently because he appointed a transfem uruk hai to oversee the murder and pillaging of the Rohirrim people.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

BRB, gonna give Saruman green on Shinigami Eyes

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Sauron is a prejorative used against him. Please use his preferred name King Excellent

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Old Tom isn't voting

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Saruman is harm reduction, I can't believe you loony leftists are going to let the FASCIST Sauron take power just because Saruman let the westfold burn

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

I guess I'll vote for the black guy.

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Im writing in the Master Chief. He seems like a stand up guy who always gets the job done. Thought Im concerned about how many cabinet positions his running mate Cortana is aiming to fill by herself...

[–] edge@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Apparently Tulsi Gabbard is on Trump's shortlist for VP? lmao.

But we all know it's going to be Mike Pillow.

[–] glingorfel@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

what about JD Vance? he's got a great pool of freakish ghouls to choose from

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you think Trump would do better with a neocon VP and cabinet (again) or going rogue? He was basically sabotaged by his own neocon cabinet last time and had to keep firing them on rotation as they all eventually tried to lure him into war with Iran. Do you think he learned his lesson and will have more non-conventional cabinet picks, or do you think he has to bend the knee to the GOP center and pick a stinker?

[–] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

He's been fucking with the gop this whole cycle, he's not bending his knee

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Saruman strikes me from Massachusetts

Sauron from like Florida

source: not american

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Gotta have Uruk-Hai high hopes for a livin

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

capitalist-woke It's Saruman of Many Colours now