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[–] cicadagen@ani.social 5 points 2 years ago

Now gotta wear the clown suit during his therapy session and peek from window. Let him suffer for his whole life ᕙ⁠༼⁠◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠༽⁠ᕗ

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Not the asshole, your nephew your rules

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

"My nephew was being a brat, so I emotionally traumatized him"

[–] moog@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (5 children)

"Ask his mom if I can babysit him" is this not weird....?

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Details don't really matter for made up stories.

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You like telling kids Santa doesn't exist, don't you?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago

That's the best part of being a mall Santa.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"not tonight. He broke both his arms so we're going to spend quality time. How about tomorrow night?"

[–] glorious_albus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now there's a reference I hadn't seen in a while

[–] Just_Not_Funny@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now there's a reference I wish had stayed on the shit hole site

[–] DeepFriedDresden@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, some uncles actually enjoy spending time with their nieces and nephews, and parents like to have a break from raising their children. It's amazing what can happen when your family is barely functional

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

My nieces and nephews are some of my favorite people ever.

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's not that weird. I offer to babysit somewhat regularly. I miss my nephews, and my sister / brother-in-law get a date night. Win win

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why would it be? It's your brother or sisters kid, should be extremely normal to babysit them. What's in your mind that makes it weird?