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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What amount of people would have to actually follow through on that for it to cause systemic destabilization?

also, lol, The Dollar isn't real so get lots of paper dollars! After the collapse of society, the paper notes will still be accepted and valued very-intelligent

I doubt these clowns know this, but a lot of retail banks offer the ability to withdraw funds in another major western currency, like EUR/CAN/MX$/GBP. though I expect there are single transaction limits for individuals in a given period and the bank probably has a policy where they can revoke providing that service. but if you were the first panicking asshole, that would be a short term IRL move.

someone looking to exit the dollar could also transfer to an investment account and purchase some some assets/securities. like that guy who keeps buying truth social shares lol, though for a dollar run you would want some foreign assets which is going to take days to resolve.

I am pretty sure this is someone peddling peepeecoin or doodoocoin, which one could also do very fast because it's a scam. and scams work better when it's a short fuse. act now! FOMO!

[–] buh@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Posted April 13

7 day timer

stalin-smokin

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

4/20 smoke up the dollar

leftists: "we want dedollarization"

Q: "okay"

leftists: "how could you possibly think this was what I meant"

Q: "another day another banger"

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao yes please do a run on the banks it would be so funny

[–] WafflesTasteGood@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

The dollar is no longer real

astronaut-1

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the dollar is no longer real why would I liquidate any assets?

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

To buy trump nfts, those are real

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The dollar isn't real!!! Buy peepee coin

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

hard assets
shitcoins

agony-yehaw

[–] newmou@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

My mom is into this shit…I really hope she doesn’t screw up her savings

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago
[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Gold bugs, stand back, and stand by

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

If trump was smart he'd open TRUMP BANK lol

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the truth of the social reality of the petrodollar and the momentum of current events seeping into the chudosphere

clown-to-clown-communication centrist

[–] assyrian@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the next trading day after this was posted, the S&P dropped 1.2%. they knew.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

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Their third eye is clairvoyant

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So glad I put all of my money into the Iraqi Dinar

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

As soon as Trump wins 2024 and starts the RV we're gonna be trillionaires, baybeeeee

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

if things are that fucked might as well write "Hope u bought lots of dry food and gun lol"

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

And give them to Me!

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

im pretty sure this was the plot of a rick and morty episode

edit: yeah i found it

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Finally the chilean peso can rise

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Causing a bank run to own the libs.

[–] 1917isnow@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

at this point i'm just microwaving some popcorn to watch the crazy conservative nuts happily walk themselves into ruin

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

OWN the LIBS by transferring all your FAKE DOLLARS directly into COMMUNISTS' BANK ACCOUNTS to leave them HOLDING THE BAG