Turns out theres a hard limit to the amount of geese you can take from industrial parks before they tell their goose friends or something, cause they stop coming back.

[–] Shinji_Ikari@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

your goose post is still my all time favorite post to this site and I think about it constantly.

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's a Hard Agree from me, bud! comrade-fly

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Look at those fat Canadian dipshits

GOOD post

[–] CoolYori@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Parrots live for 70 years and have the same intelligence as a toddler. Meaning they are smart enough to talk but don't know when to shut up. They also have bolt cutters for faces and their primary role in nature is seed disperser.

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

doug-clap

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

he hasn't realized he can't fly anymore :(