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[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

These fake cop security guys are always so funny. They get so mad at being told they've done something wrong and they always act like when they call it in, their boss is going to tell them, "Okay. Now you need to get him on his knees and execute him."

The reality is that the job duty is always to retreat and call it in. You're never ever supposed to shoot back.

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

farming this guy for mythic cosmetics

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He looks like one of those GI Joe's that nobody liked

Like Sci-Fi or Barricade

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He'd be the third-wheel GI Joe that's like a scuba frogman or some shit given his bright red tactical vest that looks like a life jacket.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Bro got an IBM terminal on his backpack.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Your local mall ninja finally got hired.

The video is a real trip. these guys really think they're cops

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

Imagine wanting to be a class traitor this bad and not even succeeding at becoming a real cop

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol, think they sleep like that?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Getting in on the niche market of tacticool sleep aides like .300 BLACKOUT the sleeping pill for REAL OPERATORS (it's actually full of lead with melatonin).

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I used to pretend I was a cop or a soldier when I was like 7 years old, but then I grew up.

ACAB includes your pathetic uncle wannabe cop as well.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

For anybody else wondering before they make the click - there's no actual resolution in this video, you get the gist in the first 30-60 seconds

you know he's serious because he has the stendo

[–] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are the red and green BOTH lighters on a string? thonk

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

It's a tactical lighter sling.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Oh, huh, I thought the red one was a USB stick but maybe that is a lighter.

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This person looks like the early skins (ie. the recycled/reused shit) you get through a battle pass on call of duty not gonna lie.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey bub, are those plates level 4? No? Ok, good to know.

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Bro looks like he’s on fentanyl.

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

The Fallen Survivor is an uncommon infected enemy in Left 4 Dead 2.

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Parked right in front of the door in the handicap zone when there are like five spots right in front of the building. These guys should be easy to outrun if they don't want to walk ten feet

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish the knockout game were real and exclusively targeted nerds like this.

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was thinking how satisfying it would be to brain this dude with a brick

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Padlock on a chain.

[–] gunter@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I found the update https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBxBWBavsKM. It's not too interesting.

Edit: Oh, lol. I bet someone in the twitter replies already posted it. I did my own sleuthing.

Edit 2: I went through his channel. He's a hog. So, we can file this under hog on hog discourse.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Dude literally has a squad car with lights on it, you're a mall cop at a gas station my guy.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

Borderlands trash mob looking mother fucker.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I don't give a fuck what you know.

data-laughing

[–] ChairmanSpongebob@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I see shit like this and at first I'm like wow lol lmao Then I think "billions must perish to preserve this way of life?!"