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pretty epic stuff!!!

That is fucking epic trolling!!!

A trolling master class.

Ukrainian trolling throughout this war has been elite level

Freedom intensifies!!!

As an American that works in the defense industry this caused the hair on my arms to stand up. Bless the brave men and women of Ukraine. ❤️‍🔥

Thank you for your hard work to supply our boys and theirs.

The lyrics work quite well for Ukraine too

Seriously. Land of the free, home of the brave. Absolute legends defending their sovereignty.

They're more American than some Americans these days.

Brilliant 😂😂

they should hack moscow metro and play it during rush hour

That would be epic

🫡 🇺🇸

Troll Level 1000

I bow in admiration to the soldiers in the trench, holding the line despite everything! Slava Ukraini, I soon get my next paycheck and send some over <3

This is amazing trolling.

Russian orcs are about to find out what 60 billion dollars of democracy feels like!

That’s freaking gold! Well done boys!

how awesome would it have been if during “rockets red glare” they got hit with cluster munitions frothingfash

That is Jedi-level trolling. Great job!!!

trolling hard

Epic 🤣 🇺🇸

Ukraine level trolling. Get some orcs!

They really are expert-level at trolling the shit out of the russians.

truly epic!

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[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago

"A bunch of russians got mad when we played the US national anthem and started shooting at our position!"

Sounds to me like you just gave away your position and they're trying to kill you because you're at war?

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

As an American that works in the defense industry

Freely admitting you're a piece of shit gulag

They're more American than some Americans these days.

Agreed, but only because I don't think being American is a good thing. There's probably way more Nazis per capita in ukkkraine than amerikkka too, so they're right in that way as well.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

This is all so fucking stupid. How many 10s or 100s of thousands of people have died just to bring us back to roughly the pre-2014 status quo, all because a bunch of flesh eating beasts in Galacia have delusions of building a 19th century nation state in 21st century asia?

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now play Team America - Fuck Yeah!

As flawed as the U.S. can be… it’s still pretty epic in how much it has an evocative and visceral effect around the world

We are not flawed

But I laughed pretty hard at this one.

This is so amazing. If you close your eyes.. it truely feels like your sitting in an American classroom

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who the fuck says epic in 2024

Oh yeah, a fed on Reddit does

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Who the fuck says the US isn't flawed in 2024

Oh yeah, a fed on Reddit does

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Sometimes I forget this war is a Redditor's war

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

The US has lost every war it's taken part in for over 75 years.

I doubt the Russians care about some anthem from a pack of losers. Pure US copium lmao.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're more American than some Americans these days.

A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy!

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

reddit country

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

i too would be agitated if someone was forcing me to listen to the USian anthem edgeworth-shrug

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

so-true-ass thread.

defense industry

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

gonna give this a bump, don't mind me